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Hollywood Royal, 35, Makes Jaw-Dropping Confession About Taylor Swift’s Rock Icon Ex, 36 originally appeared on Parade.
Taylor Swift‘s Hollywood royal friend, Dakota Johnson, made a bold confession involving the “Shake It Off” singer’s rockstar ex, The 1975 frontman Matty Healy.
On the June 10 episode of Amy Poehler‘s podcast Good Hang With Amy Poehler, Johnson, 35, admitted a bizarre dream that left listeners laugh-crying.
While discussing how most people don’t sleep well enough to dream, the Fifty Shades of Grey actress recounted a dream (or perhaps a nightmare) featuring Healy, 36, whom Swift briefly dated in 2023.
“I actually had a dream the other night…Matty Healy from The 1975 was in my dream. And he was murdering people,” Johnson explained.
That’s when she revealed the twist no one saw coming, “When the people were looking for him—they were cops, maybe, I don’t know—he would turn into a piece of asparagus.”
After pausing because Poehler cracked up laughing, Johnson continued the story.
The Verity actress detailed, “And I was trying to find him, I was like, ‘Matty! Matty!’ And I just saw these two kind of poles in a bed. And I was like, ‘Matty?’”
Suddenly, another celebrity entered the dream.
“And the sheets came down, and it was him as an asparagus and Angelina Jolieas an asparagus,” Johnson shared. “They were getting married. And we left in a helicopter together as asparagi.”
In the comments of the YouTube video of the podcast episode, one fan admitted, “Matty Healy turning into an asparagus literally had me cry-laughing on my commute this morning.”
Meanwhile, one TikTok user echoed, “I started DYING when she was talking about her Matty Healy dream DYING 😂😂.”
“Never could have expected that plot twist,” another wrote.
Someone else declared, “I’m literally crying.”
A different TikToker joked, “This is SO Matty Healy.”
During the dream story, Johnson also noted that her Materialists co-star Chris Pratt thought the tale would make a good plot for a movie.
In a callback to that comment, yet another TikTok user fittingly insisted, “Ok but Tay has to write the soundtrack 😆.”
Hollywood Royal, 35, Makes Jaw-Dropping Confession About Taylor Swift’s Rock Icon Ex, 36 first appeared on Parade on Jun 11, 2025
This story was originally reported by Parade on Jun 11, 2025, where it first appeared.
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